So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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