i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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