Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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