i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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