she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
im on a boat
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