hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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