okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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