he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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