Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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