he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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