I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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