i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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