it hurts more in the daytime
no you cant smoke seaweed
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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