haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize