i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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