I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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