Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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