is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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