i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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