my phone needs a breathalizer
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just invented taco cereal.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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