I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
People in love make me want to vomit
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Is Oprah even human
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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