He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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