you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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