Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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