Jerry, you need to find god
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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