8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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