I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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