Heybabeimwearingurpanties
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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