was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
