so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Randomize
