Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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