Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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