Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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