A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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