We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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