I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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