Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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