Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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