ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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