I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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