We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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