I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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