There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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