yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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