if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Come on in and take your pants off
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