week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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