tell your sister to shave her snatch
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
A bitchslap is in order.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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