Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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