oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Randomize
