HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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