so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
His nipple licking is glorious
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