Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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