I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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