Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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