Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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